Classic Offensive Irish Joke: Three Flies

An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman were drinking in a pub when three flies landed in their beers.
The Englishman was disgusted and pushed his beer away.
The Scotsman wouldn’t waste any beer, so he pinched the fly out and flung it away and resumed drinking.
The Irishman, However, Grabbed the Fly by the wings and, holding [...]